搞笑段子在精神病医院有个小游戏也是测试人精神状态的方法

【发布日期】:2019-08-15【查看次数】:

  1.?和男友吵架闹分手,我扬言要回家,开始收拾行李。男友急了,抱着我的衣服就往盆里塞,飞快地接上水说,我看你怎么走。我无语,这个二货塞的都是毛衣毛裤秋衣秋裤棉服大衣!然后真没走,然后洗了一天的衣服。2.?我有个哥们对兄弟特别豪爽,但就是对喜欢的女孩子很腼腆。某日,在哥几个的怂恿下,他去向那女的表白。墨叽了好久,北京有专业的美容整形医院吗。人家女的都不耐烦了,他也不知道哪根神经抽了,挤出一句:“求包养。”3.??今天心情不好,所以我吃饭的时候挑三拣四,弄得服务员也不爱搭理我。我喊道:“服务员,来碗饺子汤!”服务员看了看我,没回应我。我又喊了一遍:“服务员,来碗饺子汤。”服务员终于过来了,冷冷地说道:“美女,明天!苏州园区香格里拉酒店将有大事发生!数千家长都在这里。这里是蒸饺子馆。”4.?嫂子掌管着哥一家财政大权,每个月哥的零花钱少的可怜,经常花不到月底。小侄女作为爸爸的贴心小棉袄,到月底会瞒着嫂子,毫不犹豫的将自己零花钱分出来点给哥!直到有一天,哥存了几年的私房钱被嫂子全部搜走了。只见小侄女高兴地说:“妈妈!我卧底这么久,准备分我多少!”,也是测试人精神状态的方法。一般情况下,都会准备一浴缸水,然后给大家一个勺子,和一个桶,让大家比赛,看看谁能用最少的时间把水排完!我一听:这还用说吗,当然是用桶快啦,桶盛水多呀!院长两眼放出异常的光,看着我说:可是,你要清楚,正常的人都是拔掉浴缸的塞子的!我~~~~ ?

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